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Custom work

Somebody who matters to you.

You name the person. I go find their story, make the piece, and film the whole build. The artwork ships to you. The film goes up on my channels.

Prices

Three sizes.

11 x 13 inches

$150.00

The standard size. Most commissions are this.

Shipping added at cost, about $12 in the US.

16 x 20 inches

$275.00

More room for layers and detail work.

Shipping added at cost, about $40 in the US.

24 x 36 inches

$450.00

Wall piece. Longest build, fewest per cycle.

Oversize. Shipping quoted with your invoice.

Prices go up as the waitlist gets longer. What you are quoted is what you pay.

How it goes

  1. You tell me who. A musician, a writer, a grandmother with a better story than either of us. It has to be a person. That is the only rule.
  2. I go reading. Looking for the thing nobody puts in the first paragraph.
  3. You get a quote with the size, the shipping, and a ship-by date on it. Nothing starts until you say yes.
  4. 50% deposit and you are in the queue. Balance is due before it ships.
  5. I build it and film it. Layers have to dry. That is where the weeks go.
  6. The piece ships to you and the film goes up.

The terms, before you ask

I would rather put these on the page than have the same conversation four times. None of it is unusual. All of it is the difference between me finishing your piece on time and me quietly drowning.

6 slots this cycle
I take 6 commissions at a time and then I stop until they are done. When they are gone this form turns into a waitlist and I email you when the next cycle opens.
6 weeks, from cleared deposit to shipped
That is deliberately slower than my best pace. Mixed media dries when it dries, and I would rather beat the date than apologise for it. If I am going to miss it, you hear from me before the date and not after.
50% deposit, non-refundable
The rest is due before it ships. The deposit covers the panel and the materials, which get bought for your piece specifically. A portrait of your grandmother is not something I can sell to somebody else, which is also the whole reason it is worth having.
Every commission is filmed and published
This is the part people ask about, so plainly: I film the build and the video goes up on my channels. You get the artwork. You do not get the video file, and the video is not private. If the piece is a surprise for somebody, say so and I will hold it until after you have given it. If you would rather it was not filmed at all, this is not the right commission, and I would rather you knew that now than at the end.
What I will not paint
There has to be a person in it. No pets, no landscapes, no houses, no logos. And nobody I would not want to spend three weeks reading about.